dry texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.

He was such a dry texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Kionow January 14, 2015

dry texting

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.

ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting

by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.

Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

by livingexampleofdyslexia April 1, 2020

dry text

When someone texts with boring, meaningless responses such as "haha yea", "lol okay", "that's good", or "k".

I can totally tell he's not into me, all he does is dry text me.

by Emsee W. January 10, 2015

Dry Shower

When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.

This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.

Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.

I fart really loudly when I drop a deuce and I don't want my girlfriend's mom to hear me. Time for a Dry Shower. She'll NEVER know what I'm really doing in here, heh! heh!

by Crazy8888s October 20, 2011

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.

"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"

by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014

dry sinker

When someone doesn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Dude 1: “You just took a dump in the bathroom and didn’t wash your hands? That’s disgusting AF!”
Dude 2: “No man, I washed my hands”
Dude 1: “Lies bro! I took a piss right after you bombed the bathroom and the sink was bone-dry! You are dry sinker!”

by Th1ncru5t October 24, 2020