drowzee

A sleepy pyshic pokemon.

Drowzee used hypnotise! Drowzee defeated Bulbasaur!

by Steven March 3, 2004

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005

drowningly

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways

guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.

by ima hoebag November 2, 2007

To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex

David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."

by weivid June 27, 2007

Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.

I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.

by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011

drowssap

'Password' Backwards.
One of the most common passwords in use, for people that think they are smart by spelling things backwards.

Retard: OMG You will NEVER Guess my password. It is pure genius!
Me: Is it 'drowssap'?
Retard: uhh...no...

by GAYFUCKSTUPIDBLARGH December 18, 2008