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Clear the Driveway

The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019
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left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
by rjbb04 September 28, 2023
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I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.
Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”
by the klit klapper November 5, 2018
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drinkawayable

something that can be forgotten after a large intake of alcohol
drunk guy: that girl is just not drinkawayable, i've had a bottle of bourbon and i still think of her
by brokenheart437 November 25, 2009
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drivestay

A failed drive by turns into a street fight.
Jake Paul chose not to do a “DriveStay” with Dillon Danis. Fuckin Idiots
by ShittyHandles96024 December 15, 2020
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