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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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drop it off in them drawers

come over here and lemme drop it off in them drawers
by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003
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drade

A suffix added to the end of any word or name to express positive feelings about that thing or person. Anything that is a drade is inherently good. Drade refers to something being glorious.
What's up Rafdrade?" "Not much Mikedrade, you're looking glorious today my friend" "Not as glorious as those titdrades
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I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.
OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.
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DRADED

DR-unk and f-ADED at the same time; frunk.
Guy 1: (Passing joint) Take a hit of this...
Guy 2: (While sipping some alcohol) Ok...

...some time later...

Guy 2: Man, I'm so DRADED!!!
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Don Drapers

"Did you hear about Kenny? He got kicked in the Don Drapers."
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Drederick Tatum

Under-rated Simpsons character based on Mike Tyson.
Edna Krabappel: Need a ride home?
Drederick Tatum: You really don't want that. Trust me.

Nelson Muntz: *Punches Tatum*
Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out. I insist that you desist.
Nelson Muntz: Sorry! I'm so sorry! *Wedgie* Please don't hurt me!
Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse.

Drederick Tatum: Litter is my greatest foe -- I would like to eat his children.
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