go eat a dolphin

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.

Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.

by nr132386 July 9, 2011

The Dolphin

While having sex in the doggystyle position, you attempt to put it in her butt, but when she realizes what you're about to do she whips her head around and says EH EH...EH EH

I came so close. Right when I was about to take a ride up the dirt road she realized what I was doing and gave me the dolphin

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

my hand is a dolphin

a person who drives around in cars waving their hand around like a dolphin

"eveybody's looking forward to the" "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" - Rebecca Black

by mynameisnotspecial April 16, 2011

Dolphin's Breath

When something is so amazing that it transcends the international language barrier.

Oh my God, this chicken burrito is the DOLPHIN'S BREATH! Word, yo.

by D-Nasty77 June 20, 2011

dolphin rubbing

When a person rubs a dolphin for sexual pleasure of themselves or the dolphin.

Karen and Matt are perverts. I heard they went dolphin rubbing on their honeymoon

by Tweedus101 August 10, 2015

Donphan

The ultimate Lifeform. ABSOLUTE UNIT

Have you accepted Donphan in your life?

by priest of elephants March 2, 2019

PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.

I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.

by mr-dibbles October 31, 2018