Doug It

To perform tasks and duties in the trashiest possible manner, such as defaulting on debts, borrowing money and never repaying, and driving a heap of shit that you got from a buy here pay here shit hole. To blame others for your shortcomings and throw unpredictable tantrums. To exist every day as scum and be happy with the fact that you will never be more than a white trash piece of shit.

Man, these medical bills are stacking up. Fuck this, I'm going to Doug it and not pay them a dime.

by Fuckin Doug May 7, 2016

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Verb- To go to a medium to large sized party giving the impression that there are intentions of staying, then after talking to everyone a little, having a drink or two, leaving the party quietly (often with a friend or date) without being noticed.

"Hey was Joe at that party last night? I couldn't find him."
"I saw him early on, but he was definitely gone by 10:00. He must have douged with Lily"

by Thehammerofwhat October 25, 2013

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Doug

The abbreviation for Douchebag! (You can't spell Douchebag without D-O-U-G)

That guy is a real Doug!

by Iliketosingloudly May 31, 2016

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The Epitome of Fast.

The Contradiction of Lazy and Slow.
A religion of being quick.

- "The Power of Doug compels you!"
- "That dispenser is quite slow today"

" I think it needs a little bit of Doug in it"
- "I feel quite fast today, nope not lazy at all! I feel Doug

inside of me."
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by Healed by Doug July 7, 2012

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Doug (present tense):Douged (past Tense) verb: the act of going to sleep with your kitchen clean and waking up in the morning to your kitchen looking like a food tornado came through it.

example 1: What the hell Chris did you Doug are kitchen last night there's breadcrumbs in the silverware draw?!?!?

example 2: Brian I think we were Douged last night there's tomato sauce on the ceiling!

by The playboy November 9, 2013

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