anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.

Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.

by Brock the situation April 11, 2010

Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)

"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys

by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008

doucheface mcassbag

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.

When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag

by brisleazy March 10, 2016

douchebagery

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.

"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 16, 2008

douchecake

a random word caitlin made up
she has a penis

caitlin eats douchecakes because she likes the taste between her teeth

by tupac August 13, 2004

Douchebagery

The medical term to describe and or diagnose the mental and compulsive behavior of someone with outstanding 'asshole' like attitude.
Such person usually realizes, yet continues to make fale conclutions of their own illness.
A cure of Douchbagery has not yet been found, but reasearch labs are in the process of such cure.

Its not your fault, its the Douchebagery!

by alpclip October 11, 2010