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douchefaggimus maximus

(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)

Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007
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douchefart

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.
by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008
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DOUCHEFAG

a person who is such a jerk they are a douche but thats not even enough of an insult to them because they act gay so they are DOUCHFAGS
your such a douche telling off our cross country coach...now your making up stupid excuses why you did it and you try acting to cool to care.!!! YOU ARE A DOUCHEFAG!!!!
by mr.sh November 15, 2011
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douchefag

This word has 2 seperate meanings.

1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)

2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) Chuck: Hey, who the hell do you think you are, douchefag?
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
by David789 February 9, 2009
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douchechill

A person who shits their pants
shitzemzs, AKA Josh ? Markwell a douchechill
by Bobbo numba two April 16, 2009
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douchefag

Used similarly to its phrase of origin (douchebag) to describe someone of negligible character, someone shady or a repeat offender of crimes of douchebaggery.
The guy who always under estimates the number of beers he will drink when it is time to pool cash for a beer run is a real douchefag.
by trippnballz April 3, 2009
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douchefag

a person who is a douche and also a fag
the new kid is a total douchefag
by ray maas March 28, 2009
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