Douchebag

Kayne West

Kayne was a douchebag at the VMA's

by brookeeisrad September 15, 2009

douchebag

n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.

by lLamaD February 17, 2005

Douchebag

Harry Potter, Jesse McCartney

Harry Potter:"In the wizarding world I may be Harry Potter but in the muggle world... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everyone just wants to hang out I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? Muggles hate that shit. I'm just a douchebag, I'm like... I don't know, I'm like Jesse McCartney."

by AVPSQUOTER July 23, 2010

douchebagness

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.

He has an air of douchebagness about him.

by Sabrianna February 22, 2010

Douchebag

someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return

My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor

by Kevin Yao October 1, 2015

douchebag

A person who is or resembles Kanye West.

That egocentric douchebag has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.

by LizzieDizzie September 19, 2009

Douchebag

A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.

*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.

by ZGVDHRTR.IIX September 23, 2011