Dook Mariot 

The skin dangling from a beef curtain'ed vagina.

Flappy vagina, overused vagina, "Did you see the Dook Mariots hanging from her vagina?"

Dook Mariot by RDdddd September 20, 2014

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

dook on deck by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

dook dook 

1. solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels through the anus.
2. something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.

1. "You're not riding in my car, you done stepped in dook dook."
2. "I'm sorry, but that wing on your front-wheel-drive vehicle looks mighty dook dook."

dook dook by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004

dook-a-loon 

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

dook-a-loon by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

Dook sweat 

When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”

I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.

Dook sweat by Dooksweats99 December 2, 2018

dook a murph 

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

dook a murph by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004

dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol 

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019