doofuslicker

to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.

you are a fucking doofuslicker

by shawn micheal August 1, 2007

Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.

A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."

by the pro from dover January 14, 2011

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007

doofusberry

Someone who is or acts like a sped (look up sped)

You are a doofusberry

by Mommtwowbuddy June 1, 2016

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

Doofusger

When a doofus is speaking giberish

He's speaking doofusger

by Classicjo May 14, 2018