done you like a kipper

When you make someone your fool

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

by theRealPhantomPleaseStandUp January 12, 2015

Done Moment

Noun; an event that causes one’s mind or body to experience any degree of stress, anxiety, pain, annoyance, irritation, pressure, worry, or overthinking.

My girlfriend gave me a done moment when she said she wasn’t going to visit me in New York City.

by VinnyChloe August 30, 2022

done a freeman

"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.

Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."

by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013

Done a Bunk

V. To escape or flee under incriminating circumstances.

"He has, to use the common phrase, done a bunk," replied Professor McGonagall, and a great cheer erupted from the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws." From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by JB 117 January 13, 2009

done and dusted

if an activity, event or deal is done and dusted it has been completed successfully and none of it is left to be done.

With our new software package you can have the whole year's accounts done and dusted in just a few hours.

by Laima August 10, 2006

done dealing

When you quit something for one reason or another.

He was done dealing after his second beer.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Done up and Poot

verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".

Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.

by Barron Von Poot May 6, 2005