Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

ditz

a giddy or frivolous person (often female)

Brittany Spears is such a ditz.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Ditman

When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.

"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"

by eN19 October 26, 2009

dizzank

the dankity dank of the dankest buds

No pal! That shwag is for house moms and children. Let's smoke some dizzank!

by yourtrendswarpu November 28, 2003

ditz bag

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.

That girl is such a ditz bag.

by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005

ditzal

An abnormality in breast tissue seen on x-ray.

The ditzal in Jane's breast on her right mammogram requires follow-up.

by MAMMOGRAM May 28, 2008

ditz

Someone, usually a girl, usually blonde, who is pretty but rather stupid. Sarah Sanderson in the movie Hocus Pocus is a prime example.

Friend: "OMG! Sarah Sanderson is, like, my idol!
Me: She's such a ditz, though.

by Niqi Badaro September 11, 2007