dip and ditch

To seduce someone into sleeping with you, usually with the promise of a relationship, and leaving once the act is done.

A : What's up with you and that girl? She seems pretty crazy about you.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.

by osheshyal March 5, 2015

ducking ditch

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015

dump ditch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011

Lick and Ditch

To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.

Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched

Example 2:

I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.

by Tiahhn January 3, 2013

ditch hour

The time at which a person or multiple people coordinate the leaving of work or an event.

Sam: Yo, this party sucks.
Ash: Yeah dude, 11 o'clock ditch hour?
Sam: Yeah.

by greencollar July 23, 2016