A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.
"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"
"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"
"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"
by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013
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by pascha10 May 17, 2011
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by dutiful one May 14, 2003
Get the directorshiptation mug.A phrase used to describe the symptoms you show after your director totally bitches you out for a long time.
Symptoms include ringing ears, pale skin, shakes, and the most common, friction burns from when the director yelled so close to your face, thus earning it's name.
Symptoms include ringing ears, pale skin, shakes, and the most common, friction burns from when the director yelled so close to your face, thus earning it's name.
S: I just got back from the show...
I: How was it?
S: Oh, great, but I was late for rehersal and now I have major Director's Burn.
I: How was it?
S: Oh, great, but I was late for rehersal and now I have major Director's Burn.
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DirectBuy's slogan is: "The #1 way to buy direct for your home."
DirectBuy's slogan is: "The #1 way to buy direct for your home."
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Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.
There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.
There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.
18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir
18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on
18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director
Credit to goes to Kouki for this.
18:13 kouki: si senoir
18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on
18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director
Credit to goes to Kouki for this.
by FMLx'sUSAdeficit April 18, 2010
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