Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.
by UCidiot April 21, 2003
What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.
by Zarathustra November 1, 2007
by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 10, 2015
by nikstuhh August 1, 2010
A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
by mmm delicious May 10, 2005
Get out of my way you fucking dildo.
by Light Joker December 2, 2005
by Succubus Prime March 17, 2008