Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.

Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.

by Yvettechee July 23, 2012

Hetero Gold Digger

When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.

Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.

by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

Digestin' Clothes

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

Platinum Digger

Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!

LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!

by Kronos! September 26, 2010

Blue Dagger

A Blue Dagger is when you lay on your back with your legs
in the air, rip a fart and light it with some sort of
flame such as a lighter.
ps:Don't let the flame suck back in.

I almost burned my balls off with that Blue Dagger.

by bhindtheight February 7, 2006

gold digger

a girl who only dates rich guys and guys who have a massive bank account. A girl who only dates rich guys for their money and nothing else.

She's only dating him for his money. She's such a gold digger.

by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009

ya digg

Like Na Mean, you get wat im saying.

i aint got to lie to kick it, ya digg?

by BIANCA FLORES AKA BANGINSHORTY4 August 13, 2006