Diddies

Balls of a dick

“That man has some nice diddies”

by Bagel Gurl! October 19, 2020

Didier Granados

The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.

You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.

by Didier Granados' dad November 7, 2020

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

by Gbly January 11, 2019

pit diddler

Someone that diddles your pits at anytime and can't be predicted.

Be careful the pit diddler is coming for you.

by Mayonnaise Vampire April 18, 2020

The Diddler

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010