dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

back door dick trap

a female's ass

that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

by YourUnclePablo June 12, 2018

Dookie Dick

A man that fucks another man in ass

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

doofle dick

a dumbass man, a retard

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.

by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014