dicktube

The tube part of a penis pump that you stick your dick into. Also an insult for any stupid person.

1. "That emo kid over there is such a dicktube."
2. "Did you hit that bitch's pussy last night, Bob?"
"No, her parents were home."
"You're such a dicktube!"

by bballer200 November 5, 2006

dicktape

someone who clings or hangs around gay people or just losers

"dude, jeremy is such dicktape"

by fuck-a-roma smith October 10, 2011

dickable

Quick lunchtime hookups at the office between two or more homosexual men. Term taken from the fast lunch product Lunchables.

Mark and Tim shared a romantic dickable today at work.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006

dicktalk

Using your dick to talk.

You: Hey baby what's shakin'?
Chick: ...
You: I got this package for ya.
Chick: Cut the dicktalk and let's bang already.

by eepman September 16, 2009

dirtable

1) the ability to be blackmailed
2) is easy to "get dirt" on

"Man, that girl's be around so much, she's got to be the most DIRTABLE person I've ever met."
"You're such a nice person. You're entirely un-dirtable."

by Julie October 25, 2003

dicktate'a

(pronounced with a short a at the end)

1. A man that controls a woman's dreams, time, mind, body and soul.

Karen had aspirations of being a TV talk show host until she got involved with a dicktate'a .

Girl, I had to get rid of him because he was trying to be a dicktate'a. Now, I have freedom to BE me.

by Renaissance* February 21, 2008

dicktumbleweed

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.

Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze

by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009