dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

dickhold

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.

Mike is such a dickhold since he became single

by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006

dick hole

The hole that is at the end of your dick moron. Not to be confused with the hole that your finger is usually stuck in that smells like shit. Next time you piss, look at the end of your dick.....that hole.

Oh marge, look into this tiny hole at the end of my dick and tell me what you see.

by Dave Faircloth March 23, 2005

dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster

Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Dickholainism

1. The study of sex, usually involving a man stabbing his penis in a woman's ass for science, in other words, the study of the loss of virginity. 2. A cultish tradition of worshipping sex, through things such as the Sex Codex of Djibouti. DICK-HOL-AINI'SUM

Little boy: " when I grow up, I want to to be a dickholainism scientis!"

by Admiral Pig Fucker January 31, 2022

dick hole

noun. slang term for mouth. much like cake hole or pie hole.

joe: I love pres. Obama!
bob: one more comment like that and you're getting socked in the dick hole!

by the midnight skulker January 25, 2011