dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.

I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.

by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 23, 2006

Dingle-Dork

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".

Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"

by Robert Wicker October 29, 2007

Dingle Fairy

Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.

Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.

Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.

"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

dingle hopper

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.

This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.

by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005