Dilbert

A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.

I had a Dilbert and screamed, so I left it at the church.

by Dilbert. January 9, 2011

Mudd Dobber

The elegant act of meeting up a hizzy for Mexican food, getting some coffee afterward, and slipping some Ex-lax into her toasty beverage. As the mixture of Tacos, Coffee and Ex-lax ferment in her stomach, you hurry her home and partake in some good old-fashioned butt sex. The result should be a chocolaty good time.

Sammy- So I knew my date with Melinda was gonna be a fuckin' bore last night, so I decided to go for the Mudd Dobber.

Bill- O yea? Did she poop all over the place?

Sammy- Well, I got pink eye and my comforter is now camouflage, but it was a dirty ol' time for sure!

by renoryn December 21, 2008

dubberke

A Dubberke is typically a very attractive girl, with a luscious booty, large breasts, and things of that nature. Any guys would be lucky to go out with her, and if you ever meet a Dubberke, dont mess up your chances with her. You will regret it

"Dang, that Dubberke girl is smokin!"
"yeah bro, but I heard she's got a bf"
"aw damn. Kids lucky, whoever he is"

by PorkchopperzZ October 14, 2014

crabble dabber

running around with shit on your face with a straw in your ass

last night i saw a hobo doing the crabble dabber

by wrtched June 16, 2010

dilberted

When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.

- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.

- Dude, you just got dilberted.

by educand March 7, 2007

Dubber

An individual who kicks ass and is majorly into Volkswagens or German enginereed vehicles. Don't consider yourself a dubber as your driving a wagon. We drive to win,not to soccer games.

"Did you see that hot dubber in the black Jetta? daayyuumm!"

by Dr.Seuss April 22, 2008

Dobber

A male penis or a dildo

"look at the state of that dobber"

by Speirsy September 25, 2005