diary of a wimpy kid

A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart

A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment

by alex.andurr February 26, 2021

sex diary

A notebook that a person most often rites down every detail of all her sexual experences most often for 411 ing so she can make her boyfriend ect. also experence her sexual experences in his imagination.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.

She's got a sex diary.

by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

verbal diary

Your personal lexicon. If you're legit, it's full of dope shit.

"Damn you cracks me up! Your verbal diary half belongs on urban dictionary!"

by newsvava February 13, 2009

Diary whore

a person that writes to often about themselves in a diary, sometimes not even their on diary.

sometimes spelled diarrehor

dude 1: Rebeca stole my diary and wrote in it!
dude 2: Told you she was a diary whore

by Rafeeki1111 November 30, 2010

dialrrhea

To butt-dial someone over and over again.

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"

by mrmonks February 14, 2012

Diary

A person you trust everything with, and have no problem spilling all your secrets to.

Why is why name diary in your phone?
Cause that’s what our messages basically is, my diary.

by B-bree October 8, 2020