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David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
by Frannie December 21, 2022
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David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023
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Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.
Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?
by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017
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David

David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling. David will give all of himself to his passions and goals. He gives so much of himself to others, I hope he remembers to give to himself too. His heart is a beat to keep time to. David's

very presence grounds everyone around him and reminds them why they're here. He grants you the clarity, through few and highly impactful words, to see yourself and whatever situation you're facing more clearly than you did before. David sees through the bullshit and seeks the real. He seeks the truth. There is no one I would rather have on my team than him. He brings a light to the world that cannot be found in anyone else. You'll find yourself grateful for every moment spent with him. He will light up your whole world. He will become everything you've ever looked for or sought after. It might take you a long time to see it and realize it, but when you do, you'll never be the same.
Person: Where does your soul travel to at night when you sleep?
Me: With him. With David.
by DJ biscuit June 11, 2018
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David Bowie

A beautiful, semi-androgynous alien that fell to earth in 1976. Has innate seductive powers, often exhibited through a haunting mating call (sounds oddly like rock music). Has been rumored to have the ability to impregnate earth women with a glance.
"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human." --David Bowie
by C. M. L. July 30, 2009
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david vicodin

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.
"Hey, did you see ol' david vicodin retired"
-"Who?"
"You know, Brett Favre."
by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008
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David Harris

The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.
Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?

Jeff: Obviously David Harris.
by JJJJAAAAKKKEEEE November 2, 2008
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