Denmark dine and dash

When you are going down on a woman and just before she orgasims you run away wearing only what you have on at the time.

Some girl brought me home from the bar last night for so winding down. After stuffing me face in her britches Denmark dine and dashed her!

by SmokyTokesWorth December 27, 2016

Denmark Handshake

Giving someone a Blow Job upon meeting them.

"She gave me a Denmark Handshake when we met"

by Mucho Dingdong August 7, 2015

denmark sandwich

When you sandwich a person from denmark in between yourself and the wall. This could be used in a romantic, sexual, or violent setting.

I gave that cunt at the convenience store a denmark sandwich last week.

by Slimy joo June 21, 2015

Denmark Dipping

Denmark Dipping is similar to the act of skinny dipping but set in the icy waters of Denmark. It is a popular option for vacation amongst rich white people during the winter months in America.

While jaywalking is russian roulette to the blind, it is more like Denmark Dipping to the near sighted.

by d-dipper82 January 19, 2019

denmark 13

When a kid from south Boston wants to move into the suburbs but his portfolio crashes and forces him to drink Tito’s and lemonade.

Man... Conor took a Denmark 13 in the ass the other day.

by R Kerr F May 27, 2020

Denmark Declogger

When you use your tongue to help your homeboy with his constipation

I really need a Denmark Declogger, I can't get it out.

by Crank Janker January 18, 2026

Asexuals Invade Denmark

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.

The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰

by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022