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demantia

When a married man stares into space for a certain period of time after being asked a direct question.
My husband experienced an episode of demantia when I asked him to make dinner .
by I need a price June 11, 2017
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Dean's Law

Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.

In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".

This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.

This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.

*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."

Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"

Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"

Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"

Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"

Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"

Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."

*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
by onlyalegend February 6, 2010
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Dean's List Dropout

- An indie band from the same state-loins that gave birth to Superdrag and 10 Years. Their style of rock is broad and varied, but remains coherent and intelligent.

- An individual who is incredibly smart but has no desire or need to graduate college, partly due to roots of an anti-establishment ethos.
I'll admit the guy is ridiculously good at what he does despit having never gone to college... he's a total Dean's List Dropout.
by Jenov September 15, 2010
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dean fact

A dean fact is something that dean says that is either complete bullshit or has minimal evidence to back up his claim. A dean fact is mostly Deans opinion which is naturally wrong.
Dean: Phoebe is peng
George: Thats a dean fact!
by ThatsADeanFact! June 15, 2018
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Dean boerboom

The Dean boerboom is the act of not brushing your teeth for some time. It is also an actual smell as well as an thing you can do.
- "Bro, brush your putu as teeth, I smelt your Dean Boerboom breath from across the street!"

- " Have you notice he always has stinky breath this guy?" - "Yeah he's a real Dean Boerboom, Putu as kiwi"
by YoungViking November 15, 2019
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Deanna

A stunning girl who is loud and everyone who knows her knows that she is amazing. She has many friends and is always out to have a good time. She is very adventurous and usually makes her friends adventurous too. She sometimes doubts herself and her abilities, but everyone knows her as being smart. She loves to be fit and enjoys dancing very much. She usually has golden hair and brown eyes. She has a smile that is like an angel and people admire her beauty. She is usually born in the winter months. She has tanned skin and loves the colour purple. She loves cats and other animals. She has many close friends that love her because they all know that she is such a great person. She is a one of kind girl that is best friend material. She usually has one closest friend that she has many jokes with and they are always laughing.
Girl1: Your friends with Deanna?
Girl 2: Of course we are bestfriends.
Girl 1 Let me meet her
by monkeyboo3647 December 9, 2012
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deanna

a person that is so cute that you forget everything else and just thing of that person only.
"oh man, that girl is so deanna"
by Alpha.Omega February 9, 2013
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