Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
Get the white people time delusionmug. The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
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"Yesterday."
by Stan S. February 2, 2023
Get the White People Time Delusionmug. buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the christmas car sales delusionmug. Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Get the Delusionmug. When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.
American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.
British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.
British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
Get the Sophisticated Brit Delusionmug. A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
Get the Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeurmug. 1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".
by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009
Get the Granbiose Delusionsmug.