Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 19, 2010
The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
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"Yesterday."
by Stan S. February 03, 2023
buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
Gnotdreamer
by RTJF November 26, 2023
A perfume advertised by Jinkx Monsoon on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
For the girl who lives above her means.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
by universeofrage May 01, 2020
Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 02, 2024