Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

define the great line

the amazing new album by the awesome Post-Hardcroe/Metalcore band, Underoath, released June, 20, 2006.

the first single: writing on the walls

spencer chamberlain's second album, since joining the band in 2004,

Person 1: oh hey did you buy define the great line?
Person 2: yah its so awesome!
Person 1: oh dude I was so excited about it, I bought two copies, the limited addition and the regular one.
person 2: awesome!

by sonny moore's sexy ass body September 4, 2008

Definator

A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator

by Super Famicom July 30, 2004

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request

When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.

If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.

by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

definetely

Another mispelling of definitely almost as popular as the really dumb mispelling definately. definetly is also stunningly common, more than definitly. Hard to believe, even definatly is used quite often.

When I wrote definetely I was definitely thinking of #define and thus I must be a computer geek.

by vonlynX May 8, 2006

definatly

Definitely. A common mis-spelling that has propagated itself virally (see "meme").

People commonly misspell definatly. I mean definitly. I mean definitely.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

deficit

Deficit is the amount of something under the required amount.

She didn't blow me well enough and I fell short of ejaculating. The deficit was approximately ten sucks, and I went home with blue balls.

by Just_One_Random_Walnut August 28, 2016