Decom Queue

An item of work that can be constantly ignored.

'Hey Adam, have you done that decom queue yet?'

'Nope, it can wait'

by cool britannia June 11, 2009

Decomposure

A state of unrest, agitation and chaos.

His decomposure was caused by the chaos around him.

by Shanning December 3, 2010

defcon 1

A bad ass LAN center where you can pwn the crap out of |M-=O=-W|

Hey guys wanna go to defcon 1 and beat the shit out of the |M-=O=-W| clan?

by Vanilla Canada April 24, 2004

DEFCON

Awesome as metal band from Mildura in Australia. With influences from Megadeth, Delian League, Dream Theater, Metallica, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Metal Church, Iced Earth, Mudvayne and Slipknot. with their own unique metal sound these guys rock hard, hence the fact that "DEFCON are better than your favourite band!" - Keep A'rockin you guys.

me: hey dude, you see DEFCON last week?
guy: HELL YEAH! they kicked ass, best band of the day!
me: totally. lets go see them next time they play?
guy: sure! they rock!

by haha, an awesome fan. May 1, 2006

Defcon

Underground convention in Las Vegas where hackers and programmers go to exchange their toys.

Geek 1: Yo, I got the Back Orifice program at Defcon!
Geek 2: Sweet! lets go hack some nubs!

by Bobby De Niro April 26, 2005

Defcon

Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.

Fucking Defcon is 87.6%, Mondale is fucked.

by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003

Going Defcon One

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.

"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"

by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004