a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.
"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"
"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"
"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 17, 2009
Danish fart
Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian March 11, 2012
Danish man: "Ever had had a danish tickle preformed on you? it makes you sleep better!"
Dutch man: "No but i have been getting terrible sleep so sounds good!"
Dutch man: "No but i have been getting terrible sleep so sounds good!"
by thedanishman69 November 04, 2020
When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010
by Edam shag May 28, 2022
"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
by cholrus March 12, 2010
When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
by Calxk713 January 22, 2016