Dane Cook

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

dametrious

Dametrious ummm is a very weird person , and also have an angry problem. But at sometime he can change and be an very quiet and calm person😍😍😍😃😂

Dametrious you better clean those dishes. Right now.our u not going no where!!!!!!

by Colerata Simone's June 19, 2017

Daneel

Beyond perfect

This guy is so Daneel

by Kevin Mendez July 31, 2018

Daneka

Quiet and shy when you first meet them. But once you know them good enough, they become rather loud and fun. Look out, they can be taken from you quite easily. They're extremely pretty and love horses and reading.

Person1: she's so pretty!
Person2: I know, she's obviously a Daneka.

by GreenTay November 9, 2010

dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 10, 2009

daneila

DaNeila is a funky, beautiful, interesting, and hilarious woman. No one can ever pronounce her name right, but it rhymes with tequila. She is a great friend and always has your back. She also likes to play devil's advocate within arguments. She also will make you laugh so hard you shit your pants.

That DaNeila I tell ya, she is one of a kind.

by Sparky10 December 18, 2017

dane

A person who comes from Denmark

"Hi, I live in Denmark, so you can call me a dane"

by abrkhwek April 13, 2009