dannon cannon

n. A word used to refer to the male genatalia and the fluid which is ejaculated. Dannon eludes to the brand of yogurt often sold in your local supermarket (sperm) This is symbolic of filling the mouth of a sexual partner with a liberal amount of semen/yogurt...also refered to as mayo-naise.

I loaded my dannon cannon and unloaded it on her cornia.

by yung marto and the mack April 8, 2011

Danko Jones

This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius

They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.

dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.

Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.

by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006

Jobblie-Dangos

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos

Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.

by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

Danbooru

Is a very large image board site filled with awesome images,
but a very awful community. That includes the admins,
mods and janitors. Their rules are very strict, so one
small mistake and you'll get a Negative Record.

Danbooru and Freedom of Speech don't mix together.
So be blocked or GTFO.
-Admin-

Danbooru is not your mom's fridge.
-Mod-

Oh sorry, I didn't see that mistake that I made. But you're
still banned for evasion, so nice try. Enjoy your ban.
-Janitor-

by The Internet Sage November 8, 2010

danbob

Typically a man with amazing drumming skills. Also, one who is a very good listener and doesn't bitch back. Passive and slow at times, a danbob always has good intentions.

"Oh man, that Explosions in the Sky drummer is a total danbob!"

"He is late again! What a freakin' danbob."

by YourMoonInTheSky March 22, 2009

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011