Baby Damage

Stretch marks usually on the stomach, thighs, hips and breasts of a girl that resulted from her pregnancy and make her less attractive.
Man that girl was hot but when she took her top off she had lots of baby damage.
by StripperSmith May 01, 2010
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What's the damage?

A way of asking how much a bill is, especially when out to eat. Used mostly by people who still think saying things like this are cool.
Jill: What's the damage?
Jack: $75.83
Jill: Ouch. You're paying, right?
by Jimi Awesome February 13, 2009
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Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!
Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.
by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005
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9 Damage

When you shoot pointblank at someone’s head and you do 9 dmg cuz Fortnite isconsistent” with shotguns
NIGGA HOW DF DID I HIT 9 DAMAGE WITH A PUMP AT POINT BLANK?!
by HoodedMelon July 19, 2018
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damaging the dolton

to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.
apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening
by 12thMan November 11, 2007
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brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.
Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.
I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged
by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008
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