daleana

A homewrecking demon who sleeps with married men. If It’s kept around long term it will terrorize your children like the evil stepmother in Cinderella. It will skulk around your home with its soul sucking energy and poison the minds of those around her trapping you in an endless hell-loop. It likes sports and profanity, it also likes to feast on your insecurities. If you encounter one just leave out a Corona with lime and it’ll buy you some time to escape.

Married man: I met this cool chick today and I think I want to leave my wife.
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana

Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! It’s a demon! It’ll bully your kids! Anyone but her!

by Maythefourthbewithyou123 November 23, 2021

DaeDali

an Austrian Creative Agency that builds social media brands for those who need help finding their own or their company's voice and standing out in this sea of content.

Oh, I just asked DaeDali for help with my company's social media. They were great!

by doraflora February 27, 2022

Dalida

Romanian gypsy who's portable residence got yoinked by a very big man

Person 1 "Dalida"
Person 2 "yes"

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

Dalidarious

Retarded or stupid.

His pants are Dalidarious as fuck.

by Permhouse March 28, 2022

daedaedada

what babies say

daedaedada daedaedada
person: shut up

by altaccount60aaaa April 9, 2022

Daleja

Daleja is a nice caring girl, her a$$ fat asf and she got big 🍒!!.the people love her she don’t like drama either!!.SHE LOVES NBA YOUNGBOY . Ight bye.

Ho3s love daleja!!

by Daleja May 18, 2022

Daldal

A very sleepy dragon-cat who loses strength when straying too far away from her tree.

Daldal is always sleeping here, except when she's not.

by Kiriak May 22, 2022