A homewrecking demon who sleeps with married men. If It’s kept around long term it will terrorize your children like the evil stepmother in Cinderella. It will skulk around your home with its soul sucking energy and poison the minds of those around her trapping you in an endless hell-loop. It likes sports and profanity, it also likes to feast on your insecurities. If you encounter one just leave out a Corona with lime and it’ll buy you some time to escape.
Married man: I met this cool chick today and I think I want to leave my wife.
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana
Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! She bullies children and ruins lives!
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana
Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! She bullies children and ruins lives!
by Maythefourthbewithyou123 November 23, 2021
A homewrecking demon who sleeps with married men. If It’s kept around long term it will terrorize your children like the evil stepmother in Cinderella. It will skulk around your home with its soul sucking energy and poison the minds of those around her trapping you in an endless hell-loop. It likes sports and profanity, it also likes to feast on your insecurities. If you encounter one just leave out a Corona with lime and it’ll buy you some time to escape.
Married man: I met this cool chick today and I think I want to leave my wife.
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana
Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! It’s a demon! It’ll bully your kids! Anyone but her!
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana
Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! It’s a demon! It’ll bully your kids! Anyone but her!
by Maythefourthbewithyou123 November 23, 2021