daddler

a dad that is bald (or going bald) and very child-like who thinks dad jokes are cool but has mastered nothing but grilling

did you see that photo of merissa? she looked like a complete daddler.
yeah, she only knew how to grill how embarrassing!!

by radxsarah March 22, 2016

diddly daddle

To get down and dirty on the "axe" (also referred to as geetar or guitar)

Justin: Yo you wanna like smuckers and jam?
Josh: Yeah bro, I'm down for a little diddly daddle

by lunchbox_conundrum May 2, 2011

daddamize

To read what's on someone else's screen over their shoulder, without their permission.

When reading a really embarassing e-mail from your sweetie, make sure you aren't being daddamized by daddamizing daddamizers.

by sc-dawg October 18, 2005

Uncle daddies

The male equivalent version of granny panties.

It's laundry day so I am wearing my uncle daddies.

by Chadwick Stromboli January 8, 2014

DaeDae

To jerk off in uncomfortable situations to cause distraction and flee afterwards

M: So what happened?
D: I didn't know what to do so I did the DaeDae

by GitanoDisfrazado February 15, 2019

Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys while having an agenda of dating them. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.

"We can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "If you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"

by K.A. Moss August 3, 2008

Musical Daddies

When a woman has had sex with so many people she is unable to determine the actual father of her kids, thus she points the finger at everyone demanding that they are the father and must help care for the children, often times each child is concieved by different men who are possibly unaware of the others existance.

Natalie couldn't determine who the father was, so she thouroughly enjoyed a nice game of musical daddies.

by Rotted fruit February 10, 2010