Mom Dance

To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.

As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.

by Dand902 September 25, 2010

Muscle dance

The the art of spastically flexing and unflexing every muscle in ones body at the same time.

That girl was doing the muscle dance on my cack.

That girls muscle dance be hawt.

by Coolin815 May 13, 2011

the dance floor

the green (golf)

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

Suppressed Public Dancer

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.

I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

by 1st Official SPD October 3, 2009

bubble dancer

Creative was of saying dish washer.

"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."

by vegasrew April 15, 2007