Cursed Romantics are the most oblivious people on the planet. They are people that are good looking, confident, and get people to fall for them without even knowing it. These people are also great romantics who enjoy nothing better than being with someone, but never have the chance to do so because of the curse. The curse is a cycle of 9 steps.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.
Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.
Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.
Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.
Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.
Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.
Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.
Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).
Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.
Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.
Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.
Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.
Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.
Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.
Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.
Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).
Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Girl 1: " Did you hear that Steven never had a girlfriend? He seems like the kind who would have had a lot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
by Disonnance January 07, 2011
A state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. Also known as "announcer's jinx." Can an announcer jinx a player? Who knows? But phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. When science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.
Let's say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. The announcer reports, "She hasn't missed a free throw all night!" The player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. Announcer: "This must have been a case of announcer's curse."
by Mary Churchill January 30, 2008
People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
C-"yoo i heard that girl got the rasheeke curse on her. don't beat "
J-"hoe got the rasheeke on her, mad grimey "
J-"hoe got the rasheeke on her, mad grimey "
by Stephanie Savi April 11, 2008
A curse that manifests in people that have grown up in Bullhead City, AZ. People with this curse are doomed with a high rate of misfortune and tragedy in their life.
Bob: “I can’t believe my parents cooked meth, I had liver cancer, turned out gay, and my boyfriend passed away in my arms”
KC: “yeah, sounds like the Bullhead Curse to me.”
KC: “yeah, sounds like the Bullhead Curse to me.”
by bobbybuttered March 18, 2019
Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills
DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills
DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.
by AeroRobotlol November 14, 2009
An expression of contempt directed at someone else, used often by comic book villains in childrens' cartoons. The word "curse" here may stand in for some more colorful language that a super villain might use without being too profane for TV.
by Old Yukmouth July 23, 2014