cumster dumpster

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy

" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Cumpster

A dumpster full of the male ejaculation mass, also often referred to as "cum" refer to "slang"

"Im about to throw you into a cumpster." Said John.

"Im about to put you in a dumpster then marinade you in cum and turn it into a cumpster." Said Dane, responding to John.

by Legosiy November 2, 2020

cumpost

A lowkey porn message primarily shared in groupchats amongst milf hungry teenagers

Dude, that cumpost made me cum buckets.

by jurinator February 13, 2017

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017