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Hand-Cuffing

When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
by aspartame July 20, 2009
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Hit The Nail On The Coffin

A Malaphor, or an idiom blend, combining "hit the nail on the head" (to do something exactly right) and "another nail in the coffin"(something that will harm or destroy someone – e.g., cigarette) to mean someone succeeded at doing something that may lead to their demise or the demise of another or just that they did a great job at something that they probably shouldn't have done at all.

Best used sarcastically.
"You did a great job of pissing off your ex. Really hit the nail on the coffin back there."
"What?"
by nmwhitehead September 3, 2016
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coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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coffin dance

the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to

wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this
coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin
by hhstar moonlight May 27, 2020
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crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.
- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.
by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005
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pulled a Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.
Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...
by jang.mi April 10, 2011
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cuffing the carrott

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013
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