CTFO

Chill the fuck out.

Hey man ctfo

by Reapernomicon June 28, 2010

ctfftb

Cover the face, fuck the base. Used when referring to a person with an ugly face and a hot ass. Usually their name is Mike or Britney

Carly Mike Fiorina passes by...
Trump: She is such a ctfftb type. Look at that face, Would anyone vote for that?"
Can you imagine that, the face of our next next president?I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

by WajK January 15, 2017

CTFU

CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

by Max Sievers January 16, 2015

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012

CTFD

Calm The Fuck Down.

said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.

Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.

by tropicy October 18, 2010

CTFL

Click the Fucking Link, the opposite of DCTFL.

- Can you tell me how to do this?

- RTFM and CTFL!

by freewheel February 6, 2015