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Chumpington

Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chumpington would be a higher level of chumpsky or a leader of chumps.
"Hey look, its Mr. Chumpington"
"That person is a Chumpington"
"What a Chumpington"
by chumpinghaterton February 26, 2009
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chumping it

A girl in class was chumping it when she sucked one dude instead of five.
by KingCowboy650 March 26, 2011
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Crusping

Crusping is when you scrape something crusty with your fingernail.
She crusped the biscuit batter stain on her shirt after slowly realizing it was there.

Maybe you should put on some lotion instead of crusping your knee cap.
by krusty_vokab May 12, 2016
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Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying
guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected
by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022
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car cramping

To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.
Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?
by RawbSF July 8, 2016
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Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
by owiessegs March 5, 2011
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CRUMBING

WhEn a person rubs another persons private parts through there clothes.
Oh man did you see that chick crumbing that guy at soccer today!!
by RANGA November 6, 2012
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