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Crowland Mong

A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
by WaterBoy June 20, 2006
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lara croft

When walking past an object, person or animal your eyes are locked upon it until it is no longer comfortable to turn your neck.

From the video game Tomb Raider. When Lara Croft passes an object of interest or hostile animal she stares at it as she passes.
Phil and Tom well Lara Crofted the skip.
by Philip Nicholson December 14, 2007
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cofl

Ahhhh! That joke was soooooooooo funny, im gonna cofl.
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Brian Lara Croft

A long ass joint that is not fat enough to be a duke nukem (lara croft). May look like cricket stumps (brian lara).
Conrad - 'Dayum bro, that brian lara croft you rolled was dope!!!'
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Croft

A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.
"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"
by RedDan333 April 10, 2010
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Caroflage

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.
"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"
by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008
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Crogler

A weird, goofy, awkward but often likeable person. May look weird, have weird mannerisms, or both.
"Look at that crogler with the big ears and dumb look on his face. He is just crogging."

Napoleon Dynamite is such a crogler.
by fatjasper December 27, 2010
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