croc'o shit

When somebody tells you something that is a bold-faced lie.

When my baby mama said the baby was mine, I told her that was a croc'o shit.

by ALicia May April 15, 2008

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croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

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A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

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Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.

Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015

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Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis

Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!

by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016

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croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy

Lets croc shock, I'm loaded

by FrendAmon May 30, 2017

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croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017

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