crinkle tart

Slang for female genitalia

I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

by Jive Miguel September 17, 2004

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

crinkled starfish

a dried starfish

this crinkled starfish was used for decoration

by pinoohh June 8, 2004

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

by SavageBP November 4, 2017

Crinkle

A vaginal wrinkle, one that typically comes with age.

MILFs typically have crinkles.

by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025

Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022