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canadian cream pie 

When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
canadian cream pie by premiumwords October 22, 2012

Banana Cream Pie 

Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.
... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"
Banana Cream Pie by 1NN0VAT3R October 2, 2014

Double cream pie

Two penises, one vagina, some cum, you can figure out the rest.
Damn, I got a huge double cream pie last night. I think I might have twins...

Grinch Cream Pie 

1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie”

“Bro sick”

Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”

“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
Grinch Cream Pie by Big nipple man September 17, 2019

stinky cream pie 

The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.
Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.

Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.

Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!
stinky cream pie by NastyCee September 25, 2016

Newcomerstown cream pie 

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.
My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"