Cream pie

Cum in the face of life partner

"after my chick sucked me i pulled my dick out of her mouth and shot a cream pie all over her face"

by Scott007 July 11, 2007

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

orange cream pie

When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.

To be creamed by an orange person.

On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.

No one takes pride in getting with orange people.

"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."

I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.

Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.

by Cream017 December 22, 2016

Nashville cream pie

After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.

Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie

by Rawdawg2023 May 10, 2023

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Thai cream pie

Thai Cream Pie

I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie

by Asianpoker January 21, 2022