criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006

catching flies

term for having one's mouth wide open (for no apparent reason) sometimes when sleeping

Look, that girl is driving and catching flies at the same time!

by HoLoVanderwhitey February 25, 2008

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay

"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."

by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003