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No job? No credit? Eat crap!
by bat_hero May 22, 2009
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Me: Hey Bob, do u know whats up in my asshole right now?

Bob: uh....crap???.......

Me: YESSS isnt it wonderful??
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Used as a verb, this means to defecate (or poop). The act of passing feces from the anus.
Annette needed to poop badly, so she had a crap in the toilet.
by Boris2 February 26, 2009
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by ac April 25, 2004
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"I had to sit and LISTEN to that crap" (salinger 11)
by pbbt October 10, 2007
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Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.
1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?
by the.jez September 15, 2018
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The Rubbish is crap
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